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Category: Humor
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Description: Foreign Signs
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
  Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
  Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In a Swiss mountain inn:
  Special today -- no ice cream.

In a Bangkok temple:
  It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
  We take your bags and send them in all directions.

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
  If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
  Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In a Budapest zoo:
  Please do not feed the animals.  If you have any suitable food
  give it to the guard on duty.

In the office of a Roman doctor:
  Specialist in women and other diseases.

In an Acapulco hotel:
  The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

In a Tokyo shop:
  Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in
  the long run.

>From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
  Cools and Heats:  If you want just condition of warm in your room,
  please control yourself.

 Two signs from a Majorca shop entrance:
   -   English well talking.
   -   Here speeching American