Absent Minded Person :
      One who stands infront of the mirror for hours trying to remember
      where he had seen the person before .

      Lecture :
      An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer
      to the notes of  the students without passing through "the minds of
      either" .

      Opportunists :
      One who starts having a bath when he/she accindently falls in a river .

      Conference :
      The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present .

      Compromise :
      The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he
      got the biggest piece .

      Love affairs :
      Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more
      popular than a five day test .

      Tears :
      The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
      feminine water-power .

      Dictionary :
      A place where divorce comes before marriage .

      Cigarette :
      A pinch of tobaco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on
      the other .

      Conference Room :
      A place where everybody talks , nobody listens & everybody
      disagrees later on .