FileTitle: List2217.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Clubs to Join
Would You Like to Join?
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>> > The Yoko Club? Oh no.
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>> > The German philosophy club? I. Kant.
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>> > The Ford-Nixon club? Pardon me?
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>> > The Arafat club? Yessir.
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>> > The Alzheimer's club? Forget it.
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>> > The Ebert movie club? Roger.
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>> > The Groucho Marx club? You bet your life.
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>> > The Peter Pan club? Never. Never.
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>> > The Japanese theater club? Noh.
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>> > The quarterback club? I'll pass.
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>> > The Rhett Butler club? I don't give a damn.
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>> > The compulsive rhymers club? Okey-dokey.
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>> > The Spanish optometrists club? Si.
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>> > The anti-perspirant club? Sure.
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>> > The pregancy club? Conceivably.
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>> > The Procrastinator's Club Maybe next week
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>> > The Self Esteem Builders They wouldn't accept me anyway
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>> > The Agoraphobics Society Only if they meet at my house
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>> > The Co-Dependence Club Can I bring a friend?
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>> > The Prayer Group God willing!