FileTitle: List2217.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Clubs to Join
Would You Like to Join?
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>>  >  The Yoko Club?                  Oh no.
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>>  >  The German philosophy club?     I. Kant.
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>>  >  The Ford-Nixon club?            Pardon me?
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>>  >  The Arafat club?                Yessir.
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>>  >  The Alzheimer's club?           Forget it.
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>>  >  The Ebert movie club?           Roger.
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>>  >  The Groucho Marx club?          You bet your life.
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>>  >  The Peter Pan club?             Never. Never.
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>>  >  The Japanese theater club?      Noh.
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>>  >  The quarterback club?           I'll pass.
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>>  >  The Rhett Butler club?          I don't give a damn.
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>>  >  The compulsive rhymers club?    Okey-dokey.
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>>  >  The Spanish optometrists club?  Si.
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>>  >  The anti-perspirant club?       Sure.
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>>  >  The pregancy club?              Conceivably.
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>>  >  The Procrastinator's Club       Maybe next week
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>>  >  The Self Esteem Builders        They wouldn't accept me anyway
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>>  >  The Agoraphobics Society        Only if they meet at my house
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>>  >  The Co-Dependence Club          Can I bring a friend?
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>>  >  The Prayer Group                God willing!