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Category: Humor
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Description: Soccer Quotes


     For non-soccer fans, this may be "out of your league"!!


     "The new West Stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even
     on a sunny day."
     CHRIS JONES, Evening Standard

     "What will you do when you leave football, Jack -- will you stay in
     football?"
     STUART HALL, Radio 5 Live

     "Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot." RAY WILKINS,
     BBC1

     "I've got a gut feeling in my stomach..." ALAN SUGAR,  BBC1

     "I would not say he -David Ginola- is the best left winger in the
     Premiership, but there are none better."
     RON AKTINSON, Carling FA Premiership WWW Page

     "Johnson has revelled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke..." Carling FA
     Premiership WWW Page

     "An inch or two either side of the post and that would  have been a
     goal."   DAVE BASSETT, Sky Sports

     "Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have
     conceded
     a couple of goals."
     PETER WITHE, Radio 5 Live

     "You don't score 64 goals in 86 games at the highest level without
     being able to score goals."
     ALAN GREEN, Radio 5 Live

     "What's it like being in Bethlehem, the place where Christmas began?
     I suppose it's like seeing Ian Wright at Arsenal...."
     SIMON FANSHAWE, Talk Radio

     "And we all know that in football if you stand still you go
     backwards..."
     PETER REID, Tyne Tees Sport Special

     "I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for
     goalies   is between their legs..."
     ANDY GRAY, Sky Sport

     "The lad got over-excited when the saw the whites of the goalpost's
     eyes."   STEVE COPPELL, Radio 5 Live

     "They -Rosenborg- have won 66 games, and they've scored in all of
     them."
     BRIAN MOORE, ITV

     "If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the
     kitchen."
     TERRY VENABLES, Capital Gold

     "The lads really ran their socks into the ground." ALEX FERGUSON