FileTitle: List500.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Top Ten Rejection Lines Used by Women (better list elsewhere)
>      >    Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
>      >         (and What They Really Mean)
>      >
>      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>      >
>      >      10.  I think of you as a brother.
>      >                 (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in
>      >      "Deliverance")
>      >      9.  There's a slight difference in our ages.
>      >                 (You are a jurassic geezer.)
>      >      8.  I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
>      >                 (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
>      >      7.  My life is too complicated right now.
>      >                 (I'm waiting for a richer sugar daddy.)
>      >      6.  I've got a boyfriend.
>      >                 (I've got a vibrator.)
>      >      5.  I don't date men where I work.
>      >                 (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in
>                       the same solar system, much less the same building.)
>      >      4.  It's not you, it's me.
>      >                 (It's not me, it's you.)
>      >      3.  Im concentrating on my career.
>      >                 (Even something as boring and un-fulfilling as my
>                           job is better than dating you.)
>      >      2.  I'm celibate.
>      >                 (One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men
>      >                  altogether.)
>      >      1.  Let's be friends.
>      >                 (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
>      >      EXCRUCIATING detail about all the other men I meet and have sex
>                       with.)