FileTitle: List500.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Top Ten Rejection Lines Used by Women (better list elsewhere)
> > Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
> > (and What They Really Mean)
> >
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> >
> > 10. I think of you as a brother.
> > (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in
> > "Deliverance")
> > 9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
> > (You are a jurassic geezer.)
> > 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
> > (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
> > 7. My life is too complicated right now.
> > (I'm waiting for a richer sugar daddy.)
> > 6. I've got a boyfriend.
> > (I've got a vibrator.)
> > 5. I don't date men where I work.
> > (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in
> the same solar system, much less the same building.)
> > 4. It's not you, it's me.
> > (It's not me, it's you.)
> > 3. Im concentrating on my career.
> > (Even something as boring and un-fulfilling as my
> job is better than dating you.)
> > 2. I'm celibate.
> > (One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men
> > altogether.)
> > 1. Let's be friends.
> > (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
> > EXCRUCIATING detail about all the other men I meet and have sex
> with.)