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                       Religions of the world
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Confucionism: Confucious say: Shit happens.
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock: Shit happens.
Atheism: There's no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn't
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Cathlocism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Blackism: Motherfuck all this shit.