Subject: Life's Little Wonders (amazingly clean)

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a sliencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a
height, what would happen?
You know how most packages say, "open here".  What is the protocol if the
package says, "open somehwere else"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down
the volume on the radio?