LOGICAL ENGLISH

I said, "This horse, sir, will you shoe?"
    And soon the horse was shod.
I said, "This deed, sir, will you do?"
    And soon the deed was dod!

I said, "This stick, sir, will you break?"
    At once the stick he broke.
I said, "This coat, sir, will you make?"
    And soon the coat he moke!

                      -- Anonymous