FileTitle: Poem287.html
Category: Humor
Type: Poem
Description: Crude, Well Travelled Verse
The Creation of a Pussy!!


Seven Wise men with knowledge so fine,
  created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart as wit,
  using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
  with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
  by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
  with a piece of fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
  threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
  touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt,
  he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.