FileTitle: Poem477.html
Category: Humor
Type: Poem
Description: Woman - A Definition
Woman---

She's an angel in truth, a demon in fiction.
A woman's the greatest of all contradiction.
She'll scream at a cockroach and faint at a mouse,
then tackle a husband as big as a house.
She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse.
She'll split his head open, and then be his nurse.
And when he is well and can get out of bed,
she'll pick up a teapot to throw at his head.

You fancy she's this, but you find that she's that;
for she plays like a kitten and fights like a cat.
In the evenings she will, in the mornings she won't
and you're always expecting that she does when she don't.