FileTitle: Prose1179.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Fuck
A WORD FOR ALL SEASONS...

       F U C K
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Our most versatile word - by stress and inflection it can describe
many emotions and sentiments. No other word can be used in such varied
grammatical nuances. It can be used as a noun (I don't give a fuck),
as an adjective (It really is a fucking beauty), as a verb in it's
transative form (The game was fucked up by the weather) and the
intransative form (He well and truly fucked up). Everyday expressions
show it's genuine versatility:-

Denial        -   I'll be fucked if I did it.
Perplexity    -   I know fuck all about it.
Apathy        -   Who gives a fuck anyway.
Greeting      -   How the fuck are you.
Goodbye       -   Fuck off.
Resignation   -   Oh fuck it.
Derision      -   He fucks everything up.

The word has, of course, been used by some very famous personages
through the years:-

"What the fuck was that?"                     - The Mayor of Hiroshima
"Look at all those fucking Indians!"          - General Custer
"Where's all that fucking water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"What a place to plant a fucking tree!"       - Marc Bolan
"There's no fucking mountains near here!"     - Jim Reeves
"That's not a fucking real gun!"              - John Lennon
"It looks like a fucking log!"                - Donald Campbell
"Who the fuck will know?"                     - President Nixon
"I am outside the fucking exclusion zone!"    - General Belgrano
"Heads are going to fucking roll for this!"   - Anne Boleyn
"Any fucker can understand that!"             - Albert Einstein
"Watch him, he'll have some fuckers eye out!" - King Harold
"Any fucker can understand that!"             - Albert Einstein
"Watch him, he'll have some fuckers eye out!" - King Harold
"It fucking looks just like her!"             - Pablo Picasso
"What fucking map?"                           - Mark Thatcher