FileTitle: Prose1360.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Starting a Technology Company
> Simple, foolproof method for forming a tecnology start-up company.
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> 1. Go to Menlo Park. Find a tree.
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> 2. Shake the tree. A venture capitalist will fall out.
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> 3. Before (s)he can recover her/his wits, quickly recite the
> following mantra: "Internet! Electronic Commerce! Java!"
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> 4. The venture capitalist will give you four million dollars.
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> 5. Form your startup company and go public in eighteen months.
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> 6. Go back to Menlo Park. Find a tree.
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> 7. Climb the tree. Wait.