FileTitle: Prose1638.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Obituary for Pop N. Fresh
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died Wednesday of a severe
yeast infections. He was 71. Dozens of celebrities truned out for his
funeral,including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack,
Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was billed high
with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy,
describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded". Fresh rose
quickly in show business but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll
model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two
children and one in the oven.