FileTitle: Prose1638.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Obituary for Pop N. Fresh
 Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died Wednesday of a severe
 yeast infections. He was 71. Dozens of celebrities truned out for his
 funeral,including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack,
 Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.  The graveside was billed high
 with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy,
 describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded". Fresh rose
 quickly in show business but his later life was filled with turnovers.
 He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on
 half-baked schemes.  Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll
 model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two
 children and one in the oven.