FileTitle: Prose2026.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Windows 95 Defined
32-bit extensions
     and a graphical shell
for a 16-bit patch
     to an 8-bit operating system
originally coded
     for a 4-bit microprocessor,
written by a 2-bit company
     that can't stand for
1 bit of competition.

  -- Author unknown.