FileTitle: Prose214.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: OJ Simpson News story (sort of)
Date: Tuesday, October 03, 1995 4:13PM

Croy - I am sure you will hear this in Italy on the front page, but 
O.J. was found innocent after only 3 hours of jury deliberation.

After months of silence, OJ finally spoke at the trial.  His words to
Judge Ito were.. "I did not,
could not and would not have committed this crime.

Seems with a little help from Dr. Suess and a bit more time, he and
Judge Ito could have
extended this statement:
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Ito's statemets in ALL CAPS... OJ's in lower case.
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DID YOU DO THIS AWFUL CRIME?
DID YOU DO IT ANYTIME?

I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.

DID YOU TAKE THIS PERSON'S LIFE?
DID YOU DO IT WITH A KNIFE?

I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime.

DID YOU LEAVE A POOL OF BLOOD?
DID YOU DROP THIS BLOODY GLOVE?

I did not leave a pool of blood.
I can not even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime.

I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam I Am