FileTitle: Prose2228.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Ape Experiment
 Don't try this with your own apes.

 Primate Committee Thinking Experiment
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 Start with a cage containing five apes.  In the cage, hang a banana
 on a string and put stairs under it.  Before long, an ape will go to
 the stairs and start to climb towards the Banana.  As soon as he
 touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water.  After a
 while, another ape makes an attempt with the same result-all the apes
 are sprayed with cold water.

 Turn off the cold water.

 If, later, another ape tries to climb the stairs, the other apes will
 try to prevent it even though no water sprays them.

 Now, remove one ape from the cage and replace it with a new one.  The
 New ape sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs.  To his
 horror, all of the other apes attack him.  After another attempt and
 attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be
 assaulted.

 Next, remove another of the original five apes and replace it with a
 New one.

 The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked.  The previous
 Newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm.

 Again, replace a third original ape with a new one.  The new one
 makes it to the stairs and is attacked as well.

 Two of the four apes that beat him have no idea why they were not
 permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the
 beating of the newest ape.

 After replacing the fourth and fifth original apes, all the apes
 which have been sprayed with cold water have been replaced.
 Nevertheless, no ape ever again approaches the stairs.  Why not?

"Because that's the way we do things around here."