FileTitle: Prose436.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: First Aid Comeuppance
 It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy
intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions while a woman rushed
to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the
crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a course in
first aid."
 The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to
administer artificial respiration. At this point she tapped him on the
shoulder and said, "When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm
already here."