FileTitle: Prose91.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Quips
-The weaker the argument, the stronger the words.
-Common sense is the ability to detect values.
-The real problem concerning your leisure is how to keep other
people from using it.
-Time wounds all heels.
-Experience is one thing you can't get on the easy payment plan.
-The car to watch is the car behind the car in front of you.
-You may not know when you are well off, but the Internal Revenue
Service does.
-A businessman is judged by the company he keeps solvent.
-Some people are like French bread...little dough, but lots of
crust.
-When everybody tends to his own business, news is scarce.
-Never bet on a sure thing unless you can afford to lose.
-One guy who always goes to the top is a barber.
-There are some who call it the Sock Market.
-A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense.
-One nice thing about a one-way street is that you can only be bumped
in the rear.