It used to be common practice for Uga, the Georgia Bulldogs mascot, to lead
the football team onto the field before home games.  One year, the dog
decided to stop on the fifty yard line and lick his private parts as he made
his way across the field.  Two "good ol' boys" (euphemism for "rednecks")
were up in the stands and one said to the other, "Ya know, I wish I could do
that."  To which the other replied, "that dog would bite you...."