FileTitle: Quickies127.html
Category: Humor
Type: Quickies
Description: Misc
Subject: SNIDE LINES. . .

The next thing you know, instead of issuing stamps,
they're just going to slap a little glue on the backs
of dollar bills.

When we were kids, we worried about bouncing checks--
today we worry that our bank will bounce.

Before long, a clear sigh of deprivation may be a
one-telephone car.

If you have two or three teen-agers and you want a
foretaste now of the financial shock of sending them to
college later, buy them all new sneakers, then take them to a
movie and out for pizza.

And Bob Hope said:  "With today's movies, if we took out
all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films."