FileTitle: Quickies1455.html
Category: Humor
Type: Quickies
Description: Stupid Convicts and Drivers
        A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.  When he
asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding??? But
officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the
the car in back of me."
                                .........

        Three convicts were going to be executed.  As they went out, the
first was given one last request.  He pointed behind the firing range
and shouted, "Tornado" and ran away.   The second one pointed and said,
"Hurricane," and did the same.  The third shouted, "Fire!"