Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in
Punjab? The Surd officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Surd Admiral who wanted to be burried at sea
when he died? Five Surd sailors died digging his grave.

Q: Did you hear about the Surd Helicopter crash?
A: The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.