FileTitle: Quotes1574.html
Category: Humor
Type: Quotes
Description: Stephen Wright
Subject: Stephen Wright quotes

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so
often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call
from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out."

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like
an idiot.

I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.

The sky is falling... no, I'm tipping over backwards.

Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. I said, "I'll be
the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex." Never found her, but when
I got home my place was robbed.