Q: How many women with PMS
 does it take to change a light bulb? 

 A: One. Only ONE!! 
 And do you know WHY it only
 takes ONE? 

 Because no one else in this damned
 house knows HOW to change a light
 bulb. They don't even know the bulb
 is BURNED OUT. They would sit
 in this house in the dark for THREE
 DAYS before they figured it OUT.
 And once they figured it out they
 wouldn't be able to find the light
 bulbs despite the fact that they've
 been in the SAME CUPBOARD for
 the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But
 if they did, by some miracle, actually
 find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS
 LATER the chair that they dragged
 from two rooms over to stand on to
 change the STUPID light bulb would
 STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!
 AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD
 BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER
 THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT
 BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!
 BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS
 HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
 THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A
 WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
 SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
 OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12
 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE
 ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!!
 IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO
 CLEAN THIS... 

 I'm sorry...what did you ask me?