Subject: Old Blonde jokes 

       Q:   What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
      A:   Gifted.

      Q:   How do a blonde's braincells die?
      A:   Alone.

       Q:   What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
      A:   Pregnant.

      Q:   How do you brainwash a blonde?
      A:   Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

      Q:   What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair
           brunette?
      A:   Artificial intelligence.

      Q:   Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
      A:   Because they can't even keep two calves together!

      Q:   What did the blonde's right leg say to the left
           leg?
      A:   Nothing.  They've never met.

     Q:  How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
      A:  Shine a flashlight in her ear.

     Q:  Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
      A:  It takes too long to re-train them.

     Q:  How can you tell if a blonde's been using the
          computer?
      A:  There's white-out on the screen.
    Q:  How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
      A:  There's writing on the white-out.

     Q:  What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
      A:  You don't appreciate either of them until they go
          down on you.

     Q:  What did the blonde think of the new computer?
      A:  She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

     Q:  Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
      A:  (With a rocking of the head from side to side) Like, I dunno!