FileTitle: Riddles2258.html
Category: Humor
Type: Riddles
Description: Musician Riddles and other gags
 Thoughts for our musician friends... 

 A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow-up I think I'd like to be a
 musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know that you can't do both." 

 Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?
 A: A tattoo. 

 Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
 A: "The Defendant" (or "The Deceased") 

 Q: What do clarinetists use for birth control?
 A: Their personalities. 

 Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
 A: Saliva. 

 Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
 A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept. 

 Q: What is the difference between a dobro player and a vacuum cleaner?
 A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks. 

 Q: What has three legs and an asshole?
 A: A drum stool. 

 Q: What's the difference between a girl singer and a pit bull?
 A: Lipstick. 

 Q: How does a bassist's brain cell die?
 A: Alone. 

 Q: What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
 A: You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it. 

 Q: What will you never say about a banjo player?
 A: That's the banjo player's Porsche. 

 Q: What do a trombone and a lawsuit have in common?
 A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed. 

 Q: What's the first thing a girl singer does in the morning?
 A: Puts on her clothes and goes home. 

 Q: What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
 A: You can hit a baseball further with a bassoon. 

 Q: How are a banjo player and a blind javelin thrower alike?
 A: Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out
 of range. 

 Tuba Player: "Did you hear my last recital?"
 Friend: "I hope so." 

 Relative minor: A guitarist's girlfriend. 

 Vibrato: A trick used by singers to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch.