FileTitle: Riddles2258.html
Category: Humor
Type: Riddles
Description: Musician Riddles and other gags
Thoughts for our musician friends...
A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow-up I think I'd like to be a
musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know that you can't do both."
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?
A: A tattoo.
Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
A: "The Defendant" (or "The Deceased")
Q: What do clarinetists use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
A: Saliva.
Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
Q: What is the difference between a dobro player and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Q: What has three legs and an asshole?
A: A drum stool.
Q: What's the difference between a girl singer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.
Q: How does a bassist's brain cell die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
A: You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it.
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player?
A: That's the banjo player's Porsche.
Q: What do a trombone and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
Q: What's the first thing a girl singer does in the morning?
A: Puts on her clothes and goes home.
Q: What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
A: You can hit a baseball further with a bassoon.
Q: How are a banjo player and a blind javelin thrower alike?
A: Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out
of range.
Tuba Player: "Did you hear my last recital?"
Friend: "I hope so."
Relative minor: A guitarist's girlfriend.
Vibrato: A trick used by singers to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch.