FileTitle: Riddles488.html
Category: Humor
Type: Riddles
Description: Ligh Bulbs and Women
Q:  How many women does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  (It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
A:  None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket.
A:  Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and
    another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in.
Q:  How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  Two..............IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?????!!!!???
A:  100.  One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how
    oppressed the socket is.
A:  How old-fashioned.  The other 99 are there to lobby Congress to outlaw
    crimes against sockets -- and to say the bulb-changer is not a
    representative of mainstream feminism.
A:  Who cares as long as one of 'em sucks my cock.
A:  Three. You need one to change it, one to do as in the previous answer, and
    one to hold the magnifying glass.
A:  11. One to DO IT ALL BY HERSELF!!!! And 10 to form a survivors of darkness
    support group!
A:  Nine. One to change the lightbulb, three to protest the offense committed
    by the lightbulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were
    the socket, one to secretly wish she was the lightbulb, one to get all
    charged up and horny watching the others, and one to try to keep count of
    how many times a man, who was asked to do it and said he would, forgot,
    ran out of time, forgot to buy spare bulbs, postponed it, had to go to
    work, watched sport instead, tried to do it too late at night, forgot,
    made sexual innuendos about changing lightbulbs in the presence of the
    asker and a bunch of complete strangers, forgot, got angry about
    constantly
    being reminded, said he'd do it after they made love, and still forgot !
A:  Two. One to change it, and one to say she's not really enjoying it but
    its better than a man.
A:  Three - one to do it, the others to consider unscrewing it before it's a
    third of the way in.
A:  None. It's not the lightbulb that needs changing.
A:  Five, four to try like men and fail miserably, one to find a female
    electrician, settle for a man and picket as he works.
A:  Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels.
A:  Two - one to change it and one to threaten to do a Lorena Bobbitt on any
    man who tries to interfere.
A:  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications.
A:  "Hey man, screwing objectifies the LB"
A:  50,000 marching on Ottawa (or Washington) demanding the LB be changed!
A:  That depends.  If there is money in it, it takes 10 women-only-government-
    contractors working 2 years at a salary of $50,000 per year.
    Otherwise, it's traditionally expected for the man to do it.
A:  Ten: To form a university funded protest committee to research how the
    white male patriarchy conspires to keep women and minorities in the dark.
A:  Two.  One to threaten that as a mother, she will be unable to provide her
    children light without federal assistance; and a N.O.W. attorney to ask
    the Justice Department to sue GE for allowing the bulb to go out in the
    first place.
A:  Nobody knows.  But everyone knows that women and minorities
    will suffer more than anyone else because it's dark.
A:  None, they prefer to just sit in the dark and bitch about it.
A:  201. One to put on a seminar about how the burnt out lightbulb is another
    instance of male dominated society and 200 to attend it, in the dark.
A:  None.  Women have a supreme court, constitionally protected
    right to work in the dark if they choose to.
A:  It's sexual harassment to even SUGGEST jokingly on the net that
    a woman SCREW in anything.  This posting will be banned by the FCC.
A:  One.  But if the bulb IS replaced, the job will go to a minority
    or woman contractor.
A:  30,000 to start a letter writing campaign protesting Newt Gingrich
    cutting off funds for the Federal Light Bulb Changing Agency...
A:  Three.  One to screw it in, and two to file a sexual harrassment
    lawsuit on behalf of the bulb.
A:  Two.  One to wait for a federal agency to send someone to screw it in.
    Another to file harassment charges against the men possibly
    looking at her in the dark.
A:  Feminists don't screw at all.  That's what sperm banks are for!
A:  If a feminist does screw in a light bulb, it will be up to the government
    or the father to support any children resulting from such a sexual act.
    She will also require free day care for the light bulb children and
    federal
    funding for studies of how light-bulb children should be treated under
    affirmative action hiring quotas.
A:  Unknown.  But the federal government's welfare reform will limit the
    number of free light bulbs a woman can receive to under 2 years supply.
A:  One.  But if she was a WHITE MALE (like Donald Trump), she would be
    able to replace the light bulb much easier.
A:  One.  And when she replaces it, she will think of Mother Earth and use a
    fluorescent lamp designed to last 3 times longer and protect the
    environment...  But if a man isn't paying for it, then she will use
    the cheapest one.
A:  Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job.
A:  That's not funny, abusive white male aggressor!!
A:  One!  And it's not funny!  (stamping foot)