FileTitle: Riddles60.html
Category: Humor
Type: Riddles
Description: Men, Sex
Q - Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A - Just when it's getting interesting, they've finished until next time.

Q - Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A - Breasts don't have eyes

Q - What is the thinnest book in the world?
A - What Men Know about Women

Q - What's a man's idea of foreplay?
A - A half hour of begging.

Q - How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A - He's breathing

Q - What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A - Bonds mature

Q - How do you save a man from drowning?
A - Take your foot off his head.

Q - What do men and beer bottles have in common?
A - They're both empty from the neck up.